Winding Down He Said
copyright Jonathan Zap

I begin at the beginning he said, then I’m coming to the end he said, then I am stopping, begin, at the beginning, he said very bravely, then go onto the end he said, then stop he said. I’m beginning at the beginning and stopping at the beginning then coming to the end he said. Beginning at the beginning he said. Alarm clocks with green radium dials he said, tumbling down the down stair case under florescent lights he said, that’s a secret between you and me he said, there’s no meaning in it he said, that saves a world of trouble because we needn’t try to find any he said, falling down the rabbit hole he said, down the long, long rabbit hole he said, down the long, long rabbit hole he said, down the long, long rabbit hole he said, the rabbit hole he said, the rabbit hole he said, the rabbit hole seems to have phasing sounds he said, seems to have phasing sounds he said, the rabbit hole seems to have phasing sounds he said, seems to have phasing sounds he said, phasing sounds he said, the rabbit hole seems to have phasing sounds he said, he’s murdering the time he said, he’s murdering the time he said, murdering the time he said, off with his head he said, off with his head he said, he’s murdering the time he said, murdering the time he said, off with his head he said, off with his head he said, he’s murdering the time he said, murdering the time he said.

The other side of time he said, I’ll meet you on the other side of time he said, on the other said of time he said, other side of time he said, side of time he said, side of time he said, cut me a thick side of time he said, on the other side of time he said, side of time he said, catch you on the rebound he said, I’ll catch you on the rebound he said, catch you on the rebound he said.

Making me eat fries he said, making me eat fries he said, the parasite making me eat fries he said, making me eat fries he said, making me eat fries he said.

Off with him he said, off with him he said, off him he said, to eliminate debt is to eliminate life he said, off with him he said, eliminate debt and you eliminate life he said, off with him he said, off with him he said, off him he said, listen to me very carefully he said, I want you to hit me he said, I want you to hit me he said, listen to me young man I have just one word for you he said, just one word for you he said, just one word for you he said, I want you to hit me as hard as you can he said, hit me as hard as you can he said, hit me as hard as you can he said, hit me as hard as you can he said, I have just one more word for you he said, just one more word for you he said, one more word for you he said, hit me one more time he said, hit me one more time he said, one more time he said, hit me as hard as you can one more time he said, hit me as hard as you can one more time he said, hard as you can one more time he said, one more time he said, one more time he said, one more time he said, more time he said, more time he said, one more time he said, hit me one more time as hard as you can he said, hit he me hard as you can he said, saves me a world of trouble he said, saves me a world of trouble he said, saves me a world of trouble because then I needn’t try to find any he said, hit me as hard as you can he said, I want to make one thing crystal clear in your mind he said, I want you to hit me as hard as you can he said, hard as you can he said, I want to make this one thing crystal clear he said, crystal clear he said, show me some of that Old Western gun fighting he said, make that crystal clear he said, Old Western Gunfighting crystal clear he said, you may stand down now he said, stand down now he said, stand down now he said, you call that fighting he said, I don’t call that fighting he said, I’m on the floor from the gun fighting he said, any one of them can explain it he said, I’m on the floor from the gun fighting he said, any one of then can explain it he said, on the floor from the gun fighting he said, any one of them can explain it he said, I’m on the floor from the gunfighting he said, I don’t call that Old Western gun fighting he said, I’m on the floor now from the gunfighting he said, on the floor from the gunfighting he said, I’m on the floor from being shot in the gun fighting he said, anyone of them can explain it, I’m shot on the floor from the gun fighting he said, any one of them can explain it he said, I’ve been shot from the gun fighting he said, shot from the gunfighting he said, I’ve been s-h-o-t shot from the gun fighting he said, I’ve been s-h-o-t shot from the gunfighting he said, s-h-o-t shot from the gunfightiing he said, s-h-o-t shot from the gunfighting he said, s-h-o-t shot from the gunfighting he said, s-h-o-t shot from the gun fighting he said, that makes me mad he said, that makes me mad he said, getting s-h-o-t shot from the gunfighting makes me mad he said, getting s-h-o-t shot from gunfighting makes me mad he said, makes me mad he said, getting s-h-o-t shot makes me mad he said, mad he said.

My word is the law he said, my name is the law he said, in the beginning was the law he said, begin at the beginning he said, my name is the law he said, my word is the law he said, in the beginning was the law and the law saw that it was good he said, begin at the beginning he said, begin at the beginning until you reach the end then stop he said, my name is the law he said, and the word is the law he said, I speak in the name and word of the law he said, I am the law and that is my name he said, the law is my name ask me again and I’ll tend you the same he said, my name is the law he said, I am the word of the law he said, I am the name of the law and I want you to stand down he said, you to stand down he said, I want you to stand down he said, face down on the ground now he said, I want you to stand down he said, stand down he said, I am the name of the law he said, the word of the law he said, the word of the law is the world of the law he said, and I speak to you in the name and word of the law he said, speak to you in the world of the law he said, and I want you to stand down he said, I want you to stand down he said, down he said, face down on the ground he said, the name and word of the law he said, stand down he said, in the name and word of the law in the world of the law I want you to stand down he said, stand down he said, the law he said, stand down in the name and word of the law he said, you are in the world of the law sayeth the law and I want you to stand down he said.

You call that auto-rotor fighting he said, I don’t call that auto-rotor fighting he said, don’t call that auto-rotor fighting he said, can’t you execute someone right on the spot he said, right on the spot he said, I want the prizes he said, I want to be given the prizes he said, give me the prizes he said, it is for me to take the prizes he said, give me the goddamn, motherfuckin’ prizes he said, I want the prizes he said, give me the motherfuckin’ prizes he said, because I’m not myself he said, I’m not myself he said, not myself he said, so give me the motherfuckin’ prizes he said, I want the motherfuckin’ prizes he said, I’m starting to wind down he said, I’m starting to wind down he said, starting to wind down he said, winding down he said, winding down, winding down he said, I’m starting to wind down he said, I’m winding the fuck down he said, I’m winding the fuck down because I can’t get the motherfuckin’ prizes he said, can’t get no motherfuckin’ prizes he said, can’t get no motherfuckin’ prizes so I’m starting to motherfuckin’ wind down he said, wind the fuck down he said, winding the fuck down he said, starting to wind down he said, starting to wind the fuck down he said, starting to wind the fuck down he said, wind the fuck down he said, wind the fuck down he said, wind down he said, wind down he said, wind down he said….

—Inspired by Turntablism by DJ Powerscratch