Can You Interpret Genevieve’s Dream?::
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Can You Interpret Genevieve's Dream?
If you even try to interpret Genevieve's dream (or if you forward this email to people on your list) I will publish your interpretation (if you want) and I will send you a coupon entitling you to up to forty minutes of dream interpretation (by me) for $19. which is a 53% discount over my usual rate. Details follow at the end of Genevieve's dream which is, of course, presented (along with her photo) with her permission.
what an alarm
What a way to wake up. I had these crazy dreams and then i get up (before my alarm amazingly, and early) and get a really bad bloody nose. I hate winter. So here's my dream: I was dreaming that it was lunch time at work and I decided i wanted a milk shake so i left. I was working in Boulder and the way it looked was most of the city was all smooshed together and in a little valley with lots of trees around. That may already sound like Boulder, but it was a lot smaller of a valley.
In any case, for some reason i ended up going all the way to Golden to get the shake. That or i started out in Golden and went to Boulder. Oh, and I was riding my bike. So there i go, and i keep getting turned the wrong direction and i have to keep flipping bitches on this road that resembles 80th ave in Arvada. I finally get where im going somehow and end up taking this secret entrance into some random boys dorm room. His name is Matt and he gives me a big smile, as i carefully sneak out of his room, which is the size of a house and his mom is there too. She pretends not to notice me. There's a gap here but then for some reason I've had to come back to Matt's room and ask how to get to the city behind Boulder, or Nederland. For some reason he says i need to go through this miliary part of the school to best get there. All this time i have to be very sneaky, and i'm not sure why.
I had apparently left work at like 9:30 am after getting in really early. But i thought i'd left at 2:30, and it is still not even 3 yet.So for some reason he leads me into this miliary practice area inside this building. We walk by taped off areas, areas where people are practicing hand to hand combat (but with lots of padding), and finally we wander into an "open" part where there are lots of men and women.
This part of the dream disturbed me quite a bit. All of the women were either topless or naked, and many of them were bloody and shaking. We walked through this large area where there was also a few pools, and there were all these sort of demonstrations going on, but they were torturing the women. I just remember thinking, so this is what they don't tell you about the army, and this is what they do to women.
For some reason, by the time i got to the end of the room (and realized i would have to exit another way), i was no longer wearing a shirt either. An officer came up to me and asked if i wanted to be executed. At first i said sure, and he said, ok, come lie on this stone slab. ; Then i had to ask what he meant. And he said, do you want to lie down and be killed right here.(!) I said hell no, and he said then that i'd have to leave, this is a restricted area. I said, i'm sorry, i was able to walk right in. So i left.Then I found all of these clothes all over the floor outside, so i threw some on.
Then i took off and managed to find another open access root directly to what seemed like the Officer's dorm room. There was a bed and a tv, and i went and layed in bed and watched some tv for a while. Then i decided it was time to leave, so i managed to find this window to his bedroom to be open, and it led right outside to where i wanted to go. When i opened the window and climbed out, a small container of (pink) yogurt that was sitting half eaten by the window, fell out into the grass.
I took off and about 50 yards away was disguised by trees. There was a metal pole fence surrounding the area, but i managed to get through it. There was a guy out there doing yard work (mowing or something). So i followed this fence and managed to get into Golden or Nederland, whereever it was that i was going now. I no longer had my cell phone or bike or wallet, so i was a bit concerned But i managed to get into the food area of this school, and order a shake. What i ended up getting was a cup full of whipped cream and a "tab key" to a "tab key machine" where you insert this tab and it gives you a can of soda, a slab of meat, whatever is in the machine (meat and soda were in the one i found). It also had cherry soda (my favorite) displayed, but there was no selection number next to it, so i figured i couldn't have it and i just got a Pepsi instead.
Now, with no phone and no bike, i dont know how i managed to get back to work. IT was almost like i was already nearby. I then had to take off and ran up and down this whole series of stairs, passing some turntables with a note from a DJ saying he would be late, all the way until i got back to what i guess was work. Still with no clue how i wouldget home or recover my stuff. i thought about calling to let the credit card companies know my card was stolen, but then realized i had no phone. This is about where i woke up, sometime before getting to work and having to explain what happened. Pretty crazy and messed up, eh? Good morning.
So that's Genevieve's dream, now it's your turn. To continue, do one (or both) of the following:
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